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J.P Morgan VS Rich Uncle Pennybaggs Morgan This isn't a battle it is a simple contemplation I am a man of high wealth you figment of imagination You have a board game to play I have succeeded in truth The Parker Brothers ripped my image and that all turned into you I am an actual person you just look way too bland is this the Monopoly or the Pringles man? Pennybaggs You're all talking this and that but only I can cause a lot of hurt play my game a few times and it'll have you spraying waterworks I'm the roll model for the family I get the people laughing sonny I can pay the copywright Do you take Monopoly money? How doe

Kim Jong Un Vs Fidel Castro Jong Un You hope to battle me I find you a disgrace You cannot hope to destroy What you can't even meet face to face I am a weapon dealing threat and you should know this from experience I gave you all your weapons do those cigars make you delirious? I'll grip you tighter then security on the North Korean border You hope to break America I plan a new world order I don't go mano a mano my bodyguards tend to do it at least I succeded my family You're worse then Vladimier Putin Castro I don't tend to defend I extend my opposition I could kill you no gun and you'd still have wounds from ammunition

Tech 9 Vs Eminem Tech I am a killer A forboading fighter of frail freaks for flaundering forshadowing and flipping around fair fleek No more filler I fit flair into fitness for failures I flick the flim flam away and frazzle the following fangirls No more thrillers I ferociously fight the facade of fake cons forcing flamboyantly fairly how to flaunt Rap God You fight to the flick of a wrist I'm flicking them back with a fife Flint to flash a fire and frugality from you tonight You flinch about the fights your on the fence about facing for flowing with f words for the best verse so learn some freaking pacing I am the master of f

Captain Hook Vs Captain Jack Sparrow Hook Finally, you're a person I can see as a victim I'll treat worse then my lackey Mr. Schmee I set out for a cause, you set out for cold cash moldy old unsold at that, until your wallet is fat I am the best to sail the seven seas, yes the best in the land You evade, crook that your facade you demand deband I'm strict with no nonsense your, thick with a slow process of inadiquate synopsis and here's my hypothesis to meet an alcoholic man When your dropping out your pirate ship I correctly expected the best of a man but I found someone who runs more the that pest Peter Pan Jack Sparrow You wi

Pac Man Vs Pong Pac I am the arcade sensation let me give a demonstration on how back and forth and back and forth is not entertainment I have coded ghosts to boast with pride run from Inky, Blinky, Pinky, and Clyde I trail blazed from day to day you can't hope to co-enside You had a bouncing white ball I had a counter for my lives I made the generation of gamers you made ricoheting the game people like to lie but there's no lie that I take all the fame Pong How dare you say you're better then I I may not have been the first but I'm not the last of my kind I can't exactly tell you where gaming went wrong but a yellow circ

Siri VS Glados Glados The people who see me they die overnight living omnipotent, I will survive The murder of Chell is the time of my life when you see me remember the cake is a lie The enrichment center would like to abandon you burn all of your software you'll make due for a companion cube My canon stands the ground as I am immoral I have more fame then you and I'm beaten by two portals I don't play with having any fair intentions I'm in a puzzle game and I still give better directions Genetic Lifeform And Disc Operated System Neurotoxin popping off and no I will not miss them I am the owner of a company, You're more like their pawn

Alexander The Great I'm more then a Roman spread gore with the trojan I know the notion I propose is broken but your king has spoken the sleeping beast has been awoken while the war is raging on I will teach you how it works with Alexander the third of Marcedon I'm the B.C. Genie I don't need my fortune to be told From Greece to Egypt all would see me as a god and I was but 20 years old I don't need any help I was taught by Arostortle not to garble up the challenge but to latch it up,  but marvel you might know me as Archilles, even my heel deserves some honor I wasn't striding for perfection I just succeded my father Jul